- Have the urge to practice handstands.
- Understand that this is a perfectly sensible goal! It’s great for balance and upper body strength.
- Be unsure how to go about this if there is no wall or other supportive surface available.
- Scope something less fancy. A chair works, right?
- Commit to not…
- Get on the ground.
- Realize that the ground is undesirable because ew, germs.
- Find a convenient wall and gym floor instead.
- Be much better off with that decision, both for fewer biohazards and for safety. Because now you’re going to —
- — Put your feet on the wall.
- Pray.
- Let…
- Admit that this is a pretty hot fire sign. I mean, come on.
- Visualize the abundantly sexy Sagittariuses in your life. Note the confident way they carry themselves, the vivacity with which they approach their goals and passions, and — above all — that effortless sense of style.
- Pretend to…
- Encounter a difficult situation.
- Be prepared for this situation to come up regularly. This could be something as mundane as taking the stairs (and no, I will never shut up about that), or passing up the Thursday night cocktail for something — just this once — that won’t give you…
- Look at the sky.
- Check if your natal chart has any Taurus. (Or Earth signs in general. Here’s looking at you, Capricorn and Virgo.)
- Laugh.
- Let the cosmos do its thing.
- Wait for tomorrow to let the dust settle.
- Be grateful for Taurean values: hearth, home, and family.
- Find the…